How to burn in hell 101
















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  1. How are these funny in any way? Try doing this about a prophet of Islam and see how long it would take to get removed.

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    1. agreed, fuck off

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    2. dont be a whiny little cunt bitch

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    3. you must be really fun to be around.

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    4. She may be boring, but she has a point. While these may seem funny, the discrimination between Islam and Christian is strong.

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    5. If this was about Islam I'd still think it was hilarious.

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    6. What in the heck are you talking about?? Jesus was a "prophet" in the Qur'an, Islamic and Christian faith share many stories about Jesus.

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    7. fuck the prophet mohammad

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    8. fuck the police as well. Never forget about fucking the police

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    9. Jesus was black. Js.

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    10. To the person at the top - Jesus loves everyone... except you. He thinks you're a cunt.

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    11. God doesn't exist. Neither Jesus nor Muhammad were prophets.

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    12. Snape kills Dumbledore.

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    13. HURGABLURGA MA RELIGIOUS RIGHTS BLURGA DERP

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    14. Satan be all like "F Jesus. He be haxor."

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    15. Snape kills Dumbledore - best comment so far!!!

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    16. All Hail Hydra

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    17. Seriously these are not making fun of God rather mans misconception of God

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    18. Pull the stick out of your ass and live life. If you don't like it move the fuck along.

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    19. "Seriously these are not making fun of God rather mans misconception of God". And we have a winner!

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    20. You should all be ashamed of being so hateful while representing your respective beliefs. The original poster did nothing beyond what you are demanding the right to do: having your belief and expressing it without being judged. The things that are done behind the veil of anonymity by those who unite under the false outcry of persecution amazes me. You are not being persecuted for being atheists here, people. The original poster just thought it wasn't funny, and that there is a double standard for acceptable content on the internet.

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    21. Fuck 'em all. They're fairy tales that are holding back the advancement of the human race. Religion is a disease.

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  2. FYI Jesus is a prophet in Islam, and these are fucking hilarious meaning you have no sense of humor. Therefore Jesus hates you.

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    1. Christians are always claiming that Jezus, whatever you do, will always love you? Didn't know they changed that rule?

      The Bible is a extract from the Thora, The Koran from the Bible, common sence the pictures above.

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    2. Man, your lucky bad spelling is not a mortal sin.

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    3. That's funny right there

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    4. Grammar humor.

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    5. I don't believe in Jesus. I am a type of Pagan known as a Wiccan ^-^

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  3. Both Islam and Christianity are insane. Always pointing the finger to the other.

    Atheïst's are living the real life. Scratch the faith parts of the ten commandments and if everybody would live according those 'rules' this world would be a nice place to be on.

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    1. Well that's 4 gone already:
      You shall have no other gods before Me.
      You shall not make idols.
      You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
      Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

      Let's look at the rest:

      Honor your father and your mother.
      You shall not murder..
      You shall not commit adultery.
      You shall not steal.
      You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
      You shall not covet.

      No mention of equal rights for women or discrimination against other races or belief systems (or lack thereof). Sexual violence and slavery are conspicuously absent, not to mention respect for the environment and animals. There's plenty more missing.

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    2. There are 613 commandments. Just saying I dont really care as i am a atheist fag. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/613_commandments

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    3. Pretty sure sexual violence is adultery.

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  4. Look..if Jesus was actually omnipresent, he'd read that shit and have a good laugh. If he were omnipotent, he'd probably smack you in your bitch face for being such an asshole!

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  5. The one with Did I effin stutter is great.

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  6. FUCK ALL YALL AND YALLZ DUMB GOD

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  7. Jesus was a transgender flying squirrel from space who loved heroin and fucking your mother. Leviticus- whole book

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  8. Wowe its amazing the way you completely copied this article word for word and all the pictures in exactly the same order too

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  9. I think religions are like penises. I'm glad for you if you have one; just don't jam it down my throat.

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  10. you not only 'dropped' your brain, you stepped in it

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  11. Fuck Mohammed and fuck Jesus too. Fairy tales

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    1. The difference between them and you? They weren't scared to put their beliefs out there publicly despite the persecution they knew they would receive. Dwell on that, Anonymous. Dwell on the fact that both Jesus and Mohammed have touched more lives than you can count in a lifetime? When is the last time you touched anyone but yourself?

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    2. Yes, religion touches many lives. Persecution, violence, hate, self-loathing, and remorse. Most people nowadays don't use religion as spiritual enlightenment. It's a list of reasons why they're better than you. If you actually looked throughout history, and even now, religion has cost more lives that would be otherwise unacceptable. The attitude leads to inaction, because your god will take care of it. Very few religious people I would actually consider good people, although they do exist. But the opposite is true as well. You don't need religion to be a good person. And we don't need to be called evil because we ask why.

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  12. LoL anonymous comments are never a good idea. Everyone who isn't me is wrong and is a fag and everything else that I don't like.

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  13. Disgusting and shameful lack of respect! You don't have to be of Christian faith to have respect.

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  14. God hates everyone of you... because if he loved you, you would have been made into me.

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  15. jesus, maria, and jose are doing the lord's work, the real work that pays for my SSI and medicare. gracias.

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